What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 01:16

Live and Let Die
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Moonraker
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
A View to a Kill
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
Octopussy
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Diamonds Are Forever
-”Ah so!”
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Goldfinger
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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-J W Pepper
You Only Live Twice
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
From Russia With Love
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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Dr No
-All the bad guys are black.
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